About
March 2, 2007
deadbeatmom lives in Toronto, Canada with my deadbeathusband, deadbeat cats and deadbeat toddler son and baby boy (too young to be a deadbeat). Her dream is to wake up to a spotless house well-rested.
Giving sleep-deprived, bitchy, engorged new moms everywhere a chuckle, or at least a good burp. All material © 2007
deadbeatmom lives in Toronto, Canada with my deadbeathusband, deadbeat cats and deadbeat toddler son and baby boy (too young to be a deadbeat). Her dream is to wake up to a spotless house well-rested.
March 14, 2007 at 1:51 am
well, it has come to this….. we have a baby and it all falls to stink doesnt it? looking forward to more..
in all honesty do moms breastfeed till the age of 15 for any other reason than to burn those precious 500 calories so they can justify the 1500 extra calories they ingest daily? Lets be real- its the only reason I have actually contemplated it..except for the fact the two sorry sisters would be hanging around my knees.
March 24, 2007 at 10:21 pm
From one deadbeat mom to another….great site! I can totally relate! My baby’s had frostbite, been dropped from the jolly jumper, and most recently was toted around with a stranger in a restaurant while my husband and i thoroughly enjoyed our Chinese food sans babe. (Okay, she was the waitress…but my husband and i didn’t even know her name at that point!)
Would somebody call child’s services for god’s sake!